Tuesday, March 6, 2007, 08:59 PM EST
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So this weekend was very interesting, I went to Orlando with my friend and future roomate, Janice, to meet this Alex who would also be our roomate. We hung out with her for a little while, then me and Janice split to go hang out with "Snake Bite" Chris.
We ended up going to this party that was actually pretty lame, but they had some good liquor (the blue smurf, and the green iguana mmmmmmm). We got our pre-party buz, and ventured on over to another party.
At this party, all they had to drink was beer, and I really really hate beer. I was semi drunk, so I decided that even though I hate beer, I could play a round of beer pong. I played, I lost, and I drank beer (bleh). After beer pong, I think I could feel the alcohol running through my veins, and I felt like superwoman (with a little unbalance).
I was walking around the appartment, and I found one of the coolest chairs ever (you know those circle ones????), and I ran and jumped into it, made it fall off its platform, and hit my head on the tv stand, and got a headache, went in search for some tylenol, and never felt better.
The thing about drinking is that I tend to get a wee bit horny, the thing about that night was that earlier, Janice and I had a celebacy bet going, and I was determined to win... only thing was, nobody said anything about making out, so I was going to make out with everybody lol.
Janice made out with "Snake Bite" Chris, then I made out with "Snake Bite" Chris. After that was done, I was like "who's the better kisser?" and he was like "I dont know (durp)" (he was a little wasted lol).
Moving on from that little event, we were walking down the hall, and there was this cute guy (for reasons you are about to find out, I am keeping his name private..... plus he won't be brought up anymore, so you won't need to know it anyways) that Janice dared me to make out with. I went up to him, grabbed him and started making out with him........ and then he was like "I'm married and have two kids"
OOOPS!!!!!!!!!!! That was akward, and won't be happening again, because from now on, I'm going to ask people if they're single or if they have kids before I make out with them (how pathetic is that?). And you think I would've known this guy was at least married, but he didn't have a wedding ring on or anything, so how was I supposed to know?
Next I went outside to smoke a cigarette (that moment deffinately called for one), and got more horny and made out with a guy named Vincent. Janice mad out with him next, and we were like "who's the better kisser?" and he's like "I dont know, I think I need a side on side demonstration"
Me and Janice started making out (for the first time), and we were both like "Omg we kiss the same" it's weird, but you can totally tell when someone kisses the same as you and you know the next move lol......crazy. Then Vincent was like "you know, you're right, you guys do kiss alike"
Eventually we left the party and went to Chris' friend Eric's house. Eric is very hot!!! and plays a pink guitar lol. I was still really horny, so I made out with him. Janice was getting pretty horny, and she wanted to make out with Chris again, and she wanted to fuck him too, so we came to the understanding that if we both fucked in the same night, we'd both win (we're not losers lol).
We were all in Eric's room and I was like "you should make everybody leave, I want to fuck you very badly" he didn't want to be rude, but the way we were going at it, people pretty much got the idea and left the room.
I'm not going to get detailed into anything that happened next, but I will say......the sex was amazing, and that's all you need to know.

Janice

"Snake Bite" Chris

Eric

Me